[Hum}– Just married,… never would happen before

After the honeymoon he was meticulously and lovingly organizing his precious golf equipment.

She said:

—You know, dear, maybe now that we’re married you should give up golf.

He said:

—You know, you’re beginning to sound like my ex-wife.

She said:

—I didn’t know you were married before.

He said:

—I wasn’t.

Courtesy of Carmen O’Dogherty