I was in a bar last Saturday night, and drank a few brews. I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked,
—Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?
One of them chirped saying,
—It’s WALES, you friggin’ idiot!
So, I immediately apologized and said,
—I’m sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?
That’s pretty much the last thing I remember.
Courtesy of Manuel Alberto Gutiérrez
