Etiqueta: Humor

Chistes de aquí y de allá

[Hum}– The power of the Scripture

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled:

—Stop. Acts 2:38 (Which says: «Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven»).    

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the Police and explained what she had done.  

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:

—Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell scripture at you.  

—Scripture!? —replied the burglar—. She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!  

Courtesy of Bob Meehan

[Hum}– Un tipo honesto

Un tipo llamó a la estación de radio, a un conocido programa musical nocturno.

Locutor: «Buenas noches, querido oyente. ¿Qué nos quiere decir?

Oyente: «Llamo porque me he encontrado una billetera con toda la documentación —documento de identidad, varias tarjetas de crédito, carnet de conducir, y otros documentos— a nombre de Teófilo Sánchez. Además, la billetera tiene 485 euros.

Locutor: «Ah, muy bien. Y, ¿qué quiere hacer usted?

Oyente: «Dedicarle una canción».

Cortesía de Walter Cardone

[Hum]– No good look at all

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said,

—I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.

—Me neither, doc —said the husband—. But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids