[Hum}— Wedding night

Young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs onto bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.

—My darring —he whispers—, I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you I give you anyting you want, I do anyting, juss anyting you want. You jussask. Whatchu want?

He says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back,

—I want to try something I have heard about from other girls: numbaa 69.

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:

—You want… garlic chicken with corrifrowa?

Cortesía de Hiram Pérez

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