A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: «What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?»
HUSBAND: «Definitely not!»
WIFE: «Why not? Don’t you like being married?»
HUSBAND: «Of course I do»
WIFE: «Then why wouldn’t you remarry?»
HUSBAND: «Okay, okay, I’d get married again»
WIFE: «You would?» (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: «Would you live in our house?»
HUSBAND: «Sure, it’s a great house»
WIFE: «Would you sleep with her in our bed?»
HUSBAND: «Where else would we sleep?»
WIFE: «Would you let her drive my car?»
HUSBAND: «Probably, it is almost new»
WIFE: «Would you replace my pictures with hers?»
HUSBAND: «That would seem like the proper thing to do»
WIFE: «Would you give her my jewelry?»
HUSBAND: «No, I’m sure she’d want her own»
WIFE: «Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: «Yes, those are always good times»
WIFE: «Would she use my golf clubs?»
HUSBAND: «No, she’s left-handed»
WIFE: (dead silence)
HUSBAND: «Shit!»
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