A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it’s closed, so the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine.
While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to a beautiful girl. He has a few more beers and he found himself in this girl’s apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knows is it was 3:00 o’clock.
—Oh, my god, my wife is going to kill me! —he exclaimed—. Quick give me some talcum powder!
The girl gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she’s furious.
—Where the hell have you been!
He says,
—Well, to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with a beautiful blonde and I slept with her.
—Let me see your hands!—, she demands.
He shows his wife his powdery hands.
—Damn liar, you were out bowling again!
Padronel 
Buenísimo.
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