[Hum}– Unfaithful wife

A man received a message from his neighbor:

—Sorry, Sir, I am using your wife day and night, when you are not present at home. In fact, more than you. I confess because now I feel very much guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.

And the man shot his wife.

A few minutes later he received another message :

—Sorry, Sir: spelling mistake. Not wife: wi-fi.

Cortesía de Eva Matute