What’s a Jewish wife’s idea of a perfect house?
6,000 sq. ft., No kitchen, no bedroom.
What does a Jewish husband call a waterbed?
The Dead Sea.
What is a Jewish wife’s favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale’s.
What is a Jewish wife’s definition of foreplay?
3 hours of begging.
Why do Jewish husbands die 5 years before their wives?
They want to.
What do Jewish wives make for supper?
Reservations.
How do Jewish wives prepare their children for supper?
They put them in the car.
How many Jewish wives does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Jewish wives don’t change light bulbs.
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