While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice. 

—What do you think? —I asked —. Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?

—Better get a bikini, —he replied—. You’d never get it all in one.

He’s still in intensive care.