The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
• Red..…..: Cherry
• Yellow..: Lemon
• Green..: Lime
• Orange: Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
Since none of the children could identify the taste, the teacher said,
—I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
—Oh, my God! They’re ass-holes!
Courtesy of Oscar del Barco
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