Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

• If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

• If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

• If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

• If you give her a plant, she will make a garden.

• If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So,

• if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Courtesy of Eva Matute.

Till here, is a copy of what I received from Eva Matute. What follows is my own, applicable to most women:

• If you give her your finger, she’ll take your arm.

• If you give her something that eventually could be used against you, big chances are she will.

Carlos M. Padrón